What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

What are the new technological advancements we should adopt?

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

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Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

My son got caught peeing on a carpet in his room and he is 12 years old. What should I do?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.